so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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