So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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