Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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