508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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