Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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