walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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