You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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