i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
of course. lets lasso hookers.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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