I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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