Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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