I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Randomize
