Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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