Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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