i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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