HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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