i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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