He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
