I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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