Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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