Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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