please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
soo... how was my night?
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