He is an equal opportunity slut.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
