They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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