giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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