At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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