Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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