That's intense
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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