So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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