Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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