At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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