Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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