like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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