Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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