He kissed a someone with a penis
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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