She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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