You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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