I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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