that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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