I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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