so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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