My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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