forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I can't put those talents on a resume
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Randomize
