I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
