i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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