Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
