Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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