You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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