Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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