i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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