the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my being single is dangerous.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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