Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
